8 TYPES OF OUI OCCUPANTS THAT CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING HELL
Here 9 types of people in OUI that could make life miserable for you.
1. Mini mart Tailors
Some tailors in Nigeria can make life miserable when you give them a design and they do something entirely different. They are good at making promises and never delivering them. Good at giving unimaginable excuses. If they promise to bring your cloth this week, don’t expect it until next month.
2. Mini mart phone engineers. Phone engineer in mini mart ! They are fast consuming than cancer. They will always look for ways to empty your pocket. Even when there is nothing wrong with your phone,they cook up imaginary fault.
3. RAY POWER GUARD (RPG)
Never pray to see RPG in the morning especially when you are On slippers . They are good at wasting time and not your safety. They are ready to be your friend once you have an answer to their regular ‘kilo wan le?’(trans:what do u have for me)
4. Departmental HEADS
They are like our Nigerian politician who do not have permanent friends but friends with permanent interest. They knee for you just to have your vote, only to embezzle your money when they have your votes. They are full of empty and vague promises as if day are been kept in a cage like dogs.
5. IFE Conductors
These set of People are good at ‘marrying’ passengers at the bus stop. They pretend like they don’t have change, just to stress you over your own money. It is only in Ife a driver/conductor will abuse you for their intentional errors.
6. Our one and only WEMA Bank
They laugh with you when they need you to open an account with them only to ask irrelevant questions on withdrawal of YOUR HARD EARNED money. You keep your money with them but they remove tiny tiny amounts for irrelevant charges. What is card maintenance fee?.OR TELL ME IF THAT STUPID ATM NEVER DEBIT YOU WITHOUT PAYING OUT.TELLING ME TRANSFER COMPLETED
7. Admission building staff.
These ones are really annoying. They act like they are doing you a favour, meanwhile it is their job. They will never tell you what you want to hear straight forward. That admission building is just like an exercise ground because you will be sweating like a newly aborted baby.
8. OUI Girlfriend
They see relationships as job opportunities and ready to watch you commit suicide out of frustration as long as you don’t pay them their salaries and allowances . They are ever ready to dump u for a richer nigga.
9)LECTURERS PROBLEM: They will be the main architect of your life by telling you ur grade even without writing test. When a lecturer tells you that d only favour he can do for you is to give u F. My brother and sister take this humble advice of mine. Go and prepare your carryover fees.
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